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これから子猫ちゃん〆ます Vol.2

1 :ミラーリングマン:2001/06/21(木) 00:02
好評につき第二弾です

いや〜やっぱり子猫チャンは良いやね。可愛くて(´ー`)マターリ
先週近所のコンビニから帰る途中、コンビニの裏手の選挙事務所の脇から
3〜6ヶ月ぐらいの黒猫チャンがモノ欲しそ〜にこっちを見てたんで
ビールのおつまみに買ってあったカニカマをポイッと投げてあげたんよ。
最初は警戒してた様子でカニカマを咥えて奥に入って行っちゃったんだけど
相当お腹が空いてたんだね〜、食べ終わってもまだ足りないみたいで
にゃーにゃー甘えた声で鳴きながらこっちに寄ってきたのよ、ウシシΨ(`∀´)Ψ
殺気を悟られないよう優しさ120%の笑顔と猫なで声で呼んだら
遂に足元にスリスリしてきたんだよね〜うひひバカめ。('ー ' *)
こっちも警戒を解くために残りのカニカマをあげつつ猫チャンの背中を
ナデナデ〜よしよしゴロゴロ言って俺のこと完全に信用したみたいだな〜
さて拉致るか...(`´)キッ
抱き上げても大人しいぞ〜ウンウンそのまま大人しくしててね。
背負ってたリュックを最大限に広げてそーっと猫ちゃんを入れてあげます。
すっかりからだが納まったら電光石火のごとくファスナーを閉じ!!
のははははは、直ぐに中で暴れ出しました!リュックがボコボコ動いてます!
ファスナーぐらいは猫チャンは開けて出てしまうのは過去経験済みなので
ファスナーにはしっかり錠前をしておきます(これ大事^^)

とまあこのように連れかえった黒猫ちゃんが我が家に居るわけですが、
ヒゲを切ったり火あぶりにしたりで既にキズキズになってます。
そろそろ同居人が旅行から帰ってくるころなので〆ちゃおうかなと思ってます。

954 :黒ムツさん:02/01/01 16:14 ID:dcnlFdPh
あげ

955 :新薬:02/01/01 16:47 ID:t21Ku8bl
*昨年の撃墜数報告*
糞猫 ・・3
鴨(青首他) ・・4
キジ ・・3
カラスの勘助 ・・6
猫とカラス以外は皆鍋にして食ってしまった(゚Д゚)ウマー

ここの黒ムツさんにはかなわないな

956 :黒ムツさん:02/01/01 17:28 ID:GihFK/db
>>955
で、くだんの猪は?(w

957 :新薬:02/01/02 01:11 ID:+V+wOUpt
>956
よく覚えてくれてたねぇ

前記の分は自ら〆た分のみ
友人の罠によるものはカウント外。
くだんの場所をよくよく調べてみたら、銃猟禁止区域・鳥獣保護区
民家近過ぎで発砲不可である事が判明
あと可能な所での囲み猟では自分の待ちには来なかったり・・

だが山分けだったのでしっかりボタン鍋にはなってもらったぞ
スタミナ付けて明日から後半戦だ(w

958 :黒ムツさん:02/01/02 01:43 ID:2LwRAvoS
良スレあげ

959 :黒ムツさん:02/01/02 14:53 ID:J44MFjac
しかし荒らしのスレッド減ったな。
大手プロバからなら規制も掛からないって豪語してた奴は何処に?

960 :黒ムツさん:02/01/02 17:20 ID:B45QOfOc
>959  同意。
     荒らし来ないと祭りもないし…
     祭り好きな俺としては(笑)暇でしょうがない。
     はぁ…愛誤こないかなぁ…

961 :煽り隊員3 ◆PjTVwnYA :02/01/03 11:20 ID:8zysIlLv
同じ様な愛誤しか最近来ないから、つまんないなぁ・・

962 :黒ムツさん:02/01/07 03:12 ID:BNjzCs5h
臆病小心吉外チンカス糞馬鹿野朗共氏ね!!!

963 :ハムスター最強:02/01/10 17:54 ID:fu4Qyz6l
age 砕け散れ

964 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:54 ID:JwyXT/ry
ぎこはにゃ〜ん
まずはこのスレから滅殺

965 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:55 ID:JwyXT/ry
ターゲット変更!
このスレを攻撃せYO!!!

966 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:55 ID:JwyXT/ry
ぎこはにゃ〜ん
まずはこのスレから滅殺srg

967 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:55 ID:OuC+NfT7
おお、こんなところに!!

968 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:56 ID:JwyXT/ry
攻撃

969 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:56 ID:tXHWmkFa
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970 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:56 ID:OuC+NfT7
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971 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:56 ID:JwyXT/ry
やっちまうぞ!!!

972 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:56 ID:OuC+NfT7
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973 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:57 ID:JwyXT/ry
yhdつ

974 :ハムスター最強:02/01/10 17:57 ID:fu4Qyz6l
ファスナーにはしっかり錠前をしておきます(これ大事^^)

975 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:57 ID:tXHWmkFa
( ● )_( ● )もう一回参上

976 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:57 ID:JwyXT/ry
ふぃきゅこふゅ

977 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:57 ID:2j0TnrDV
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978 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:57 ID:JwyXT/ry
ぎこはにゃ〜ん
まずはこのスレから滅殺あえら

979 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:58 ID:OuC+NfT7
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

void main(void)
{
FILE *out;
unsigned char chr;
int i,l,c;

out=fopen("2ch.txt","wb");

srand(time(0));

for (i=0;i<10;i++){
for (l=0;l<40;l++){
for (c=0;c<93;c++){
chr=rand() % (0x5e+0x3f);
if (chr<0x5e)
chr+=0x21;
else
chr+=0x43;

fprintf(out,"%c",chr);
}
fprintf(out,"\x0d\n");
}
fprintf(out,"\x0d\n");
}
fclose(out);
}

980 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:58 ID:2j0TnrDV
( ● )_( ● )

981 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:58 ID:JwyXT/ry


982 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:58 ID:fJ6vtU3i
みんなばか
俺含

983 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:58 ID:JwyXT/ry
消去

984 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:58 ID:fJ6vtU3i
983

985 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:58 ID:2j0TnrDV
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

void main(void)
{
FILE *out;
unsigned char chr;
int i,l,c;

out=fopen("2ch.txt","wb");

srand(time(0));

for (i=0;i<10;i++){
for (l=0;l<40;l++){
for (c=0;c<93;c++){
chr=rand() % (0x5e+0x3f);
if (chr<0x5e)
chr+=0x21;
else
chr+=0x43;

fprintf(out,"%c",chr);
}
fprintf(out,"\x0d\n");
}
fprintf(out,"\x0d\n");
}
fclose(out);
}

986 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:58 ID:JwyXT/ry
デリート

987 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:OuC+NfT7
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988 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:ZHIwkwzS
1000!!

989 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:59 ID:PpTHtM5p
終了

990 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:OuC+NfT7
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991 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:59 ID:JwyXT/ry
塵になれ
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992 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:59 ID:fJ6vtU3i
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993 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:59 ID:PpTHtM5p
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994 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:2j0TnrDV
あした

995 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:kZXF6bjK
1000!!!!!

996 :板滅失希望者:02/01/10 17:59 ID:JwyXT/ry
1000!

997 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:OuC+NfT7
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998 :厨房旅団:02/01/10 17:59 ID:PpTHtM5p
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999 :黒ムツさん:02/01/10 17:59 ID:kZXF6bjK


1000 :煽り隊員3 ◆PjTVwnYA :02/01/10 18:00 ID:2mGqyOjX
1000

1001 :1001:Over 1000 Thread
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